May 2013
congragulation:
WHOA kids born in 13 will be turning 2000 this year
maxterbate:
maxterbate:
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this
secretlymisha:
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
jjlj13:
laugh-until-you-drop:
thesame5people:
foreveralone-lyguy:
I swear like 85% of all popular text posts are made by the same 5 people.
Actually I’ve never had a popular text post but it’s good to know you enjoy my blog
snarg:
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
best-of-funny:
youknownothing-ouiserboudreaux:
I just saw someone refer to a nap as “horizontal life pausing” and I am adopting this immediately.
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best-of-funny:
bananabuttmuffin:
The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.
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best-of-funny:
rapewhistled:
bumrollplease:
rapewhistled:
*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks
i literally say this a hundred times a day
*16 year old girl voice* literally.
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hotwhiteguy:
hotwhiteguy:
i lost my number, can you give me yours
no no no not your phone number your credit card number
thisgingerisback:
Angelina Jolie announces a double mastectomy to save her life, people get fucking pissed and act like she’s lost everything that’s made her worthwhile in the first place, AND YOU WONDER WHY I FUCKING HATE THE “SAVE THE BOOBIES” TROPE.
BECAUSE NO ONE ACTUALLY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE WOMAN’S LIFE. WOMEN JUST HAPPEN TO BE ATTACHED TO A PAIR OF BREASTS. WOMEN AREN’T WORTH...
tylerfucklin:
can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you.
why would i want blank paper
the-vashta-nerada:
so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing
like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch
you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees
you couldn’t wear your own clothing
