as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
I swear like 85% of all popular text posts are made by the same 5 people.
Actually I’ve never had a popular text post but it’s good to know you enjoy my blog
I’ve been waiting on this post for years
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
youknownothing-ouiserboudreaux:
I just saw someone refer to a nap as “horizontal life pausing” and I am adopting this immediately.
The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.
*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks
i literally say this a hundred times a day
*16 year old girl voice* literally.
Cheetah balls and Cheeto balls
Wake up America
